RT @CoventGdnComedy: A great show lined up to close April with @jonnyp_comic @AnuvabPal @iandstone BOOK NOW https://t.co/gy6es5UV65 https:/…

New game... Porn Title or Kids Book? “Finger Families” Answers below please

“Where are you this week Jon?” Well..... Wednesday - Nottingham (Canal House, new stuff*) Thursday - Rochester Fr… https://t.co/P2umAWG15k

RT @Jarlath: For everyone who keeps asking, here's my weekly health plan Mon: Eat nothing - go to gym Tues: Half ass it in the gym Wed: Tel…

RT @Dyerlinquent: If I’ve bought a train ticket and no-one checks it I. AM. LIVID.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do because they told me #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/GnAsUrW1y8

RT @ArmsMiners: #RIPAvicii If god is a DJ, we hope you’re up there banging out the tunes! #SadTimes https://t.co/yKdFeh4boE

RT @spiritsofbronte: It’s a school night but I aren’t letting that stop me today @emmabartle976 😊. Just having a cheeky taste of rhubarb an…

RT @emmabartle976: Drinks in the sunshine @ArmsMiners @AYorkshireLass_ @spiritsofbronte what break up days are made for! https://t.co/Ybima…

RT @ArmsMiners: It’s #Friday It’s #Sunny It’s #BeerGarden Time! £15 #cocktail pitchers Or 2 for £10 on individual #Cocktails 2 for £6 on a…