RT @GaryDelaney: When I turned 40 I was overweight, out of shape and thought I just wasn’t the sort of person who could ever run a marathon…

RT @TomGloverComedy: I named my son Helix because I wanted him to be unique but also, when he's older and visiting attractions with a gift…

RT @joeheenan: People on here writing about Andy Murray’s retirement with stuff like “He’s a millionaire! Why is he crying?” He’s has to s…

RT @CarlDJones: Can't help feeling Bielsa and Leeds aren't taking this whole spying issue seriously. #LEEDER https://t.co/WOLOQZNoj3

When you are cheating with her best friend #MrTickleArms #StretchArmstrong https://t.co/KpCWO32edx

RT @DarrenHarriott: 🌊 🌊 Roast Battle starts next Monday on @ComedyCentralUK @ 10pm 🌊 🌊 Guess who’s in episode 1 of season 3? Ya friendly…

RT @idriselba: Er.... https://t.co/cl9CNTN1Iv

RT @ryangough: @thelandofwords Not your joke Daniel. Please credit the author @wishusdonna By the way, deleting this comment and blocking…

@thelandofwords Isn't this @wishusdonna's joke? #JokeThievesNeverProsper #LookWhatHappenedToCheggers

Happy faces and arseholes being cleaned by napkins in @CostaCoffee #Mansfield since 1971... Or 2019 when they ran… https://t.co/jAlhUHq9RH